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Here are four of our most popular items for the handling of vampires. Each item is guaranteed to work with our
Vampire to Dust™ Guarantee

     

     
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Anti-Vampire Nail Clippers
Only $4.00

You may wonder what good nail clippers may do against a vampire ,but have you seen the claws on the nosferatu. If threatened by one like Count Orlok just flash your clippers and the fear the vampire will have of having his fabolous nails cut will send him flying away.

     

     
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Anti-Vampire Stakes
Only $4.00

This is a perfect weapon for defeating vampires, just position over their heart and jam it in, then poof no more vampire.
(Hammer not included)

     

     
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Anti-Vampire Nail Clippers
Only $4.00

     

     
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Anti-Vampire Nail Clippers
Only $4.00